my biography

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0000153/bio

Christmas Feast?

Thanksgiving and Christmas. Both very special holidays for humans.  It is a time where they see family members and enjoy, as they put it, a grand "feast".Well we will see about that.
I recently read an article in the paper about how some humans prepare these large "feasts" for Thanksgiving and Christmas.  When i read about what types of food they prepared and how much of it they ate i became very upset.  Hobbits are known for our meals. We always have at least nine a day! And the dwarfs that are in this company with myself can inhale more food than i thought was imaginable. You should have seen what they did to my prized fully stocked pantry when they had their meeting.  They cleaned in out, even ate my moldy cheese.
So when i read that humans eat a might "feast" you can believe i was upset to find out it was really just another meal that they call a feast! I know for them it may be more food than normal but perhaps i will invite some humans to a meal with myself and the dwarfs to show them how some people can have a true feast.

http://www.sequoyahcountytimes.com/news/article_20730ac6-4e00-11e2-8e5a-0019bb30f31a.html

I am famous!

They are making a movie about myself and our quest, how exciting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0k3kHtyoqc

the scout

when the door was opened Thorin appointed me to go and check inside because i am the "official burgler". this is terrible. be strong Bilbo, be strong.

the door

because the main entrance of the Lonely Mountain was too dangerous we decided to find the westward gate. However no one can recall the ridle that Elrond. this is perfect.

lucky

For some reason when we got to Lake Town Thorin told told the Master of the Lake what our plan was and now the humans are treating us like we are kings. i could get use to this.

thank you ring

because i was wearing the ring that i got from that Gollum creature i was able to go to the elvish dungeon undetected and plot the dwarfs escape. this thing is coming in handy.

thorn is gone!

When I found all the dwarves tied up by the spiders I cut them all free and we began to fight off the spider. In the heat of battle no one noticed that Thorn was taken, and when we did notice it was too late. where could he be?

sting

i woke up today with my legs and feet bound together with sticky thread and an enormous spider was coming towards me. I pulled out my sword and untied the threads from my legs and then i fought the slider and killed it. Because of this I am now calling my sword sting!

poor dwarfs

today Bombir fell into a stream that caused him to go into a deep sleep. now the other dwarfs have to carry him. i feel bad for them

The Eagles

Tonight as the sun went down a pack of wargs caught up with us. They us into trees and lit fires under us so we would slowly be burned to death. The end was near when all of a sudden the Lord of the Eagles swooped down with some of his other eagles and save the from our death. They were huge eagles, big enough to carry us in here claws with no issue. Now this is an adventure.