Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Christmas Feast?
Thanksgiving and Christmas. Both very special holidays for humans. It is a time where they see family members and enjoy, as they put it, a grand "feast".Well we will see about that.
I recently read an article in the paper about how some humans prepare these large "feasts" for Thanksgiving and Christmas. When i read about what types of food they prepared and how much of it they ate i became very upset. Hobbits are known for our meals. We always have at least nine a day! And the dwarfs that are in this company with myself can inhale more food than i thought was imaginable. You should have seen what they did to my prized fully stocked pantry when they had their meeting. They cleaned in out, even ate my moldy cheese.
So when i read that humans eat a might "feast" you can believe i was upset to find out it was really just another meal that they call a feast! I know for them it may be more food than normal but perhaps i will invite some humans to a meal with myself and the dwarfs to show them how some people can have a true feast.
http://www.sequoyahcountytimes.com/news/article_20730ac6-4e00-11e2-8e5a-0019bb30f31a.html
I recently read an article in the paper about how some humans prepare these large "feasts" for Thanksgiving and Christmas. When i read about what types of food they prepared and how much of it they ate i became very upset. Hobbits are known for our meals. We always have at least nine a day! And the dwarfs that are in this company with myself can inhale more food than i thought was imaginable. You should have seen what they did to my prized fully stocked pantry when they had their meeting. They cleaned in out, even ate my moldy cheese.
So when i read that humans eat a might "feast" you can believe i was upset to find out it was really just another meal that they call a feast! I know for them it may be more food than normal but perhaps i will invite some humans to a meal with myself and the dwarfs to show them how some people can have a true feast.
http://www.sequoyahcountytimes.com/news/article_20730ac6-4e00-11e2-8e5a-0019bb30f31a.html
I am famous!
They are making a movie about myself and our quest, how exciting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0k3kHtyoqc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0k3kHtyoqc
the scout
when the door was opened Thorin appointed me to go and check inside because i am the "official burgler". this is terrible. be strong Bilbo, be strong.
the door
because the main entrance of the Lonely Mountain was too dangerous we decided to find the westward gate. However no one can recall the ridle that Elrond. this is perfect.
lucky
For some reason when we got to Lake Town Thorin told told the Master of the Lake what our plan was and now the humans are treating us like we are kings. i could get use to this.
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